God save the Queen (from finding out that I read her diary) Fem!UkCan
vomit / no way / don’t ship / ok / fucking cute / adorable / sexy / perfect/ flawless / ship forever / i will ship them in hell
I must confess though, that I do have a major preference on Canada being the female of the pair, but Alarice has her charm as well.
“This is inexcusable Williams!” Alarice's indignant objection can be heard throughout the bedroom lounge, and normally that would be enough to put anyone on their toes for the temper of England is legendary and no one has ever gotten away without a burnt.
No one except for The man on his knees in front of her, one of her feet on his gloved hands, lacquering her toes with utmost care and purpose, blowing at them.